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Dear Ragey 3-19-12

Dear Ragey,   One of my neighbors in my apartment complex has been feeding homeless people. While this is a nice gesture, it has attracted a fairly large population of homeless people. Due to the territorial nature of bums, there have been several fights, a few murders, and even rape in our apartment complex. Every … Continue reading »

Weekly Credit-Tards 2-24-12

Unless you are living off the grid, because you’re severely afraid of being indefinitely detained and placed in a FEMA camp, every week you probably receive multiple credit car applications in the mail. All of these come with a prepaid envelope to return your application in. Every week I will mailing out an original piece of artwork for these … Continue reading »

Skechers

The other night I was picking up some fried chicken from a local chain located a few blocks from my apartment. I ordered a 3 piece dark dinner. For my sides I asked for mashed potatoes and potato salad. The lovely lady behind the counter informed me that they were out of mashed potatoes for … Continue reading »

I’ve landed.

Hey kids. I received a formal invitation to join this Dutch Armada of a website with the sole purpose of starting a revolution and taking a hot shit in every single one of your pink little buttholes. My name is JettCity, and here is a list of 30 facts you need to know about me: … Continue reading »

The Mountain

As I drove across the bridge today I saw the skyline of the city. The dark clouds that loomed above were a reminder that life changed. My mentor and friend is leaving. He has gotten all he needs from this stepping stone. The rock that he has place his foot upon for far too long … Continue reading »

Strikeforce Miami: Almost Live Blogging

Welcome to Johnny Kage Dot Com presents: Strikeforce Miami Almost Live Blogging! Tonight there is a stacked card presented by Scott Coker’s Strikeforce Promotion. Should be a great night of fights, we’ve got the debut of Herschel Walker, Bobby Lashley in action, Melvin Manhoef vs Robbie Lawler, Cyborg defends her title and Nick Diaz vs … Continue reading »

It’s laughable at least.

How can anyone convince another human being that the World Trade Center was blown up by the Jews? Whats even better is that this person is of higher intelligence, but gets his facts from David Duke’s website. If this has ever happened to you, look that person in the eyes and just say RDRKSRKRKKSSKKRDRSK favorite … Continue reading »