Another great night of fights…so far the UFC on FX fights have been better that the UFC on FOX fights despite not being BIGGER on paper. Since hype doesn’t always translate to fight night, the UFC is really like Forrest Gump said “life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know what you’re gonna … Continue reading »
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What I Learned from UFC Japan
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit in the wind. You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger. And you don’t mess around with Tim… …Boetsch in the 3rd Round. It doesn’t matter if you just whipped his ass for 2 rounds, because come round 3, Boetsch is going to smash … Continue reading »
(sorta) Live Blogging UFC on FX 1
GREETINGS JKDC stumble-uponer’s, loyal readers, curious bystanders and unwitting victims! WE ARE LIIIIIIVVVEEE!!!!!! For the first time and perhaps not even the last time, we ARE Â LIVE Blogging the first UFC on FX to ever happen in the world, ever. EVER. Why? Stop asking so many fucking questions!!! but really doh’, the Reeeason is JKDC’s … Continue reading »
Ashes to Ashes
Beloved friends, and especially you who are mourners on this occasion, it is not difficult for me to sympathize very deeply with you, because I conceive that in the departure of this dear brother, I am as great a loser as anyone alive. You lose much of domestic comfort; but we also lose a true … Continue reading »
Rich Franklin: Zombie Killah
Like always… RDKRS was right with his prediction: Franklin by Technical Head Removal.
UFC 115: Zombie Diggles!!!
As a fan of the “Iceman” Chuckie Diggles, I was saddened by the death of his career 14 months ago. After Shogun put him in the ground I thought I’d seen the last of Diggles in the Octagon™. He had a great run of busting heads with his trademark looping gorilla punch of doom. Many … Continue reading »
UFC 112: Battle Dancing and Judge Dread
I was sitting on my couch getting shitfaced off of boxed wine (which is what I’ve been doing ever since last Saturday after the UFC delivered a shameful pay per view), when my friend and JKDC super fan, Bamm, messaged me on the batline asking where the fuck was my UFC write up and more … Continue reading »
Deathwish
One man stands tall, fearless, unafraid, ready to take on the world. This man doesn’t fear bodily injury, colostomy bags or even death. For this man is ready to pick a fight with the king of the jungle and could care less that the Lion is bigger, stronger and deadlier than he is. This man … Continue reading »
Dana White: “I Hate Watching My Boyfriend Fight!”
Dana White. UFC President. Boxercise Coach. Closet Homosexual (not that there’s anything wrong with that, but he should just come out already). No one likes watching their loved ones get knocked the eff out and Dana White is no exception. This is why Dana continually discourages his boy-toy and unofficial life mate, Chuckie Diggles, from … Continue reading »