Monday March 1st was my scheduled departure date for this epic journey. But my frenemies had other plans.It started with a Shark Tank on Saturday. One hour and fifteen minutes of sub wrestling hell. I would get a fresh opponent every three minutes and would only get a 60 second rest if I tapped one of those … Continue reading »
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The Birth of Johnny Kage
Click for {Part 1} or here for {Part 2}
Part 3: The Birth of Colcher and The Rise of Kage
All my life I wanted to be famous. Actually to tell the truth, I wanted to be a superstar. Not just your average actor. Not just some serial killer. But
world famous like Tarantino in the early nineties, Schwarzenegger in the eighties, or Bruce Lee in the seventies. What manner of insecurity would drive a man to follow this impossible
dream?
It is most likely rooted in childhood. Let’s attempt to find out. Lets go way back to the beginning:
The Death of Johnny Kage – Cont’d From Last Week
Part one is {HERE}
Finding my mom’s house is a difficult task. Even when sober it’s a maze of side streets. I expect to see a minotaur jump out at any
minute. I get to my mom’s house and I’m still feeling euphoric. “Hi guys, I’m not going to lie to you,” I say.“ I’m high on ecstasy right now.” Why lie? I’m a grown up now, responsible for my own
destruction. Just be honest. I’m pretty sure my mom is thinking I’m a dope fiend by now. Seeing as how 24 hours ago I was babbling like your average cokehead or well meaning crystal methhead, because
of the Xenadrine. She probably thought I was on a drug crazed bender of some kind. She was right. …
The REAL Death of Johnny Kage
Several months ago readers of JKDC were treated to a mess of a story: The series of emails titled The
Death of Johnny Kage, I stated before that the title didn’t make sense. Well here is the story that title was stolen from. It was actually written a year before and was never meant to see the
light of day.
Oh well, get it out in the open now, that way nothing to dig up if I ever go into politics:
The REAL Death of Johnny Kage
Our story begins with the death of Her Yon Jaw, the legendary Chinese hero famous for his victories over Russia’s champion wrestlers
and Japan’s Bushido experts. He was poisoned. …
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND…
Tuesdays With Johnny… Fuck Morrie. Tuesdays used to be a special time at JohnnyKageDotCom… A special time when your famous uncle Johnny would tell you stories from his sordid past. Well those days are back. You have several choices: Click {HERE} to begin with the mis titled DEATH OF JOHNNY KAGE, as it appeared unedited with … Continue reading »
