Paris’ Eiffel Tower and its immediate surroundings were evacuated today after an anonymous caller phoned in a bomb threat. About 2,000 people were cleared from the 1,063-foot monument on the banks of the Seine River, and police were checking it for a suspicious package. It turned out to all be a mistake; It was actually a … Continue reading »
Filed under News …
Taxi Cab Ninja Confessions
I’ve been in the news a lot lately and I feel there is considerable amounts of misinformation being distributed about my recent Ninja training accident. If the reporters and alleged journalists of the mainstream media were to do their jobs and cover the whole story, then I wouldn’t have to waste a blog post explaining … Continue reading »
RDKRS In The Local News Again
Police: Would-be Seattle ninja impaled on fence Credit: KING5.com by Associated Press Posted on November 17, 2009 at 10:39 AM Updated today at 11:44 AM SEATTLE — Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. An officer who was looking … Continue reading »
Sunday Brunch
Good Morning ladies and germs. Just a few things: – Mike Vick is officially back to work today. – I’ve heard of Dear Ragey, but Dear Simon? – My good friend, Dana Fucking White, has finally found a new opponent for Anderson Silva. I’ve seen homeless people do all sorts of things during my lifetime, … Continue reading »
Two Piece and a Biscuit
If you’re reading this, then you survived Monday. The last 24-48 hours have been pretty eventful. Lets take a look at dis shit… NFL Football is back! If you don’t like watching the big boys put the pads on and hit each other real hard, then you’re either a fucking pussy or a foreigner. Nothing … Continue reading »
Breaking Fucking News
This just in! The teabaggers are back and now they have converged on Washington D.C. to let everyone know that they are still angry and still ignorant, damnit! They’ve arrived on the scene with cleverly crafted signs comparing Obama to Hitler and disparaging the memory of the late Ted Kennedy. Our on the scene source … Continue reading »
Stuff that Happened Today – Sun. Aug. 16
- Insane Usain! – Lipstick on a pig? – District 9 is number one. Go see this movie. – Apparently someone broke the first rule of fight club…
Stuff that Happened Today – Sat. Aug. 15
Bienvenidos to another Saturday! Many of the fine readers of JKDC are looking for some fun filled activities to enjoy. Being the giving type of motherfucker that I am, I’ve compiled a list of recommended activities that can make this Saturday the best Saturday ever. 1. Visit a health care townhall meeting and yell randomly … Continue reading »
Stuff that Happened Today – Thurs. Aug. 13
- Mike Vick got his job back! – Bush and Cheney catfight! – There are some things you shouldn’t do while talking on the phone… – What other job can you fuck up this bad and get paid this much?
Stuff that Happened Today – Wed. Aug. 12
- Hoo-fuckin-rah! – China is grumpy. – Full disclosure: they didn’t know what the hell they were talking about… – “Okay, okay. We’re not angry about health care, we’re mad because he’s a ni***r“!
