It has been a long time since I tried to kill RDKRS, like HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE.This is how it finally went down:http://www.youtube.com/v/11Vmj8lPKuk&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0This vid also explains how he got the name RDKRS and how to pronounce RDKRS.
Filed under Kill RDKRS …
KILL RDKRS?
Why Should I? You may have noticed that in the past, The Rage and I have unsuccessfully tried to Kill that pesky annoying blogger Ridiculous Nicholas, AKA The Rooster, AKA DKLSS AKA Nicky Diggles AKA RDKRS, or as the illiterate RAGE likes to call him; RDRKSSESES.You may have ALSO noticed that RDKRS hasn’t posted since Sunday. Well … Continue reading »
RDKRS speaks to Dear Ragey
The other Day The Rage tried to kill RDKRS. His big mistake was not involving me. If he had, then we would finally be rid of that annoying Texan. RDKRS made a video response but it got cut short by accident. I have posted a re-enactment that includes his whole message:http://www.youtube.com/v/kistU32uhmk&hl=en&fs=1&
Dear Ragey: You Suck
The Rage apparently tried to kill me again. I wasn’t even aware that I was allegedly dead until I was stopped on the streets by a JKDC fan who was surprised to see me still breathing. I don’t want loyal Johnny Kage Dot Com fans to think that I’m dead. That’s like telling religious folks … Continue reading »
Gotcha Sucka!!!!!!
I am 100% sure I got him this time. I try to stay out of the feud between him and Kage, but sometimes he drags me in. I was invited over for some Texas style special homemade chili. I am not gonna lie, it was delicious. The next day though after my ass exploded and … Continue reading »
SlapaKage XII: Beyond Blunderdome
Johnny Kage is good at a lot of things. Killing me is not one of them. I read Death of Johnny Kage, so now I know my fellow JKDC blogger and alleged friend is batshit crazy. What I don’t understand is how he keeps fucking up. I mean if I was going to kill him, … Continue reading »
Sleep Well RDKRS… IN HELL!
RDKRS made me drink 151′s last night with his mexican day laborer friend 220. (What kind of a name is 220 and who would even name their child 220?)So I got drunk and threw up. Ha Ha the joke was on me. So this morning I decided a little payback was in order, so I … Continue reading »
Don’t Bother coming into work tomorrow Nick…
… Because you’re DEAD!!! It’s been a few weeks since I attempted to take the life of fellow professional blogger RDKRS NKRS. That was to build him some confidence and throw him off, so i could strike with out mercy, like a ninja hiding in a bowl of steamed rice.Mrs. Kage and I went over … Continue reading »
Spare The Rooster’s Life
I was having a typical Sunday, plotting the assassination of The Rooster AKA Nicky Diggles AKA DKRS AKA The Bionic Blogger AKA RDKRS, and surfing the internets looking for methods of murder when I came across this news clip involving RDKRS’ mom.I kind of felt sorry for the poor guy and decided to let him live this … Continue reading »
RDKRS aka The Rooster aka Nicky Diggles aka Ridiculous Nicholas aka DKRS is now ALSO KNOWN AS A DEAD MOFO!!!
I figured we’d shake things up and spare the Roosters life last week. So we got the Bunny instead. Well that was partly to throw him off so we could get him today.I invited RDKRS over so I could pick his brain on how to edit, but he was as useless as me. Realizing that … Continue reading »
