I just helped JKDC’s namesake and fearless leader of the NZT Pankration fight team at the TAPOUT Training Center in Los Angeles, CA–the one, the only, the man, myth and legend….none other THAN…. …Johnny FUCKING Kage… …I helped him out with how to login and post to his wordpress account, so he can contribute to … Continue reading »
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How to Kick Ass like a UFC FIGHTER and SEX the Hot Girl
It may have been a minute or two, but WE as a collective…as a conglomerate of occasionally talented and often genius, BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER’S, have decided to jump back into the internets with the fury of 5 yeti’s and TWO part-time Government Employees. THAT’s RIGHT, we are FUCKING back. …and this time we … Continue reading »
The Truth Behind Today’s Eiffel Tower Bomb Scare
Paris’ Eiffel Tower and its immediate surroundings were evacuated today after an anonymous caller phoned in a bomb threat. About 2,000 people were cleared from the 1,063-foot monument on the banks of the Seine River, and police were checking it for a suspicious package. It turned out to all be a mistake; It was actually a … Continue reading »
Welcome To The ABOUT PAGE for johnnykage.com
… a.k.a. Johnny Kage Dot Com a.k.a. JKDC. JKDC is a website started by three Self Proclaimed “Idiots with a Vision,” brought together by their love of MMA, Gonzo Journalism, Filmmaking and Belittling each other. They started JKDC just recently (January 2009), but their readership just continues to grow and grow. Somehow people find JKDC and never leave. … Continue reading »
“Look at that subtle off white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God! It even has a watermark!”
KJohnny’s Super Sounds of the 70′s
Johnny Kage has made it to the final Phase of the prophecy… The Hostile Takeover of Hollywood is Imminent Now. Come to JohnnyKageDotCom weekly for updates. I know I promised no more videos of Freebird, but I found the best version ever, so too bad: Johnny “FREEBIRD” Kage
The Johnny Kage Hollywood Hostile Takeover Revolution…
… Will not be televised. Instead, you will have to plop down 12 bucks and see it all at your local Mom&Pop Major Movie MegapleX.™The Final Phase of the Prophecy is in Effect Now. And I promise… No more videos of Freebird.http://www.youtube.com/v/tmdoP8wHUJw&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0
Reviewed by who?
JKDC got our first review! You might be asking “By Who?” A dude with a sweet tribal scorpion on his head (oooohhhh scary!!!). Really who blogs about blogging? Anyways he did say I was better than the rest of the JKDC crew. He also said this sight was a whole hot jumbled mess of inside jokes, … Continue reading »
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND…
Tuesdays With Johnny… Fuck Morrie. Tuesdays used to be a special time at JohnnyKageDotCom… A special time when your famous uncle Johnny would tell you stories from his sordid past. Well those days are back. You have several choices: Click {HERE} to begin with the mis titled DEATH OF JOHNNY KAGE, as it appeared unedited with … Continue reading »
Public Service Announcement from Sara Palin As Seen On Larry King Live
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