Filed under Gonzo …

“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench.

It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery–isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you’ll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. … Continue reading »

Let Me Tell You Something, Brother!!!

Let me tell you something, brother! I’ve been sitting back surveying the land. Watching the UFC, pumping iron, saying my prayers and taking my “vitamins”. It seems to me that there are a bunch of slack-jawed two bit, pencil necked jabroni’s talking trash on the great sport of pro-wrestling. Well brother, let me tell you … Continue reading »

That Punch Was Weak!!!

Following Rich Franklin’s manslaughter of Chuckie Diggles at the last UFC, the internet trolls were on fire about how Chuck got dropped with such a weak punch from Rich. I know I’m trying to educate inbred nitwits wearing Tapout and pounding energy drinks while hacking away at their mothers keyboard in the south end of … Continue reading »

Ashes to Ashes

Beloved friends, and especially you who are mourners on this occasion, it is not difficult for me to sympathize very deeply with you, because I conceive that in the departure of this dear brother, I am as great a loser as anyone alive. You lose much of domestic comfort; but we also lose a true … Continue reading »

UFC 115: Zombie Diggles!!!

As a fan of the “Iceman” Chuckie Diggles, I was saddened by the death of his career 14 months ago. After Shogun put him in the ground I thought I’d seen the last of Diggles in the Octagon™.  He had a great run of busting heads with his trademark looping gorilla punch of doom. Many … Continue reading »

UFC 112: Battle Dancing and Judge Dread

I was sitting on my couch getting shitfaced off of boxed wine (which is what I’ve been doing ever since last Saturday after the UFC delivered a shameful pay per view), when my friend and JKDC super fan, Bamm, messaged me on the batline asking where the fuck was my UFC write up and more … Continue reading »

Oh Happy Day!!!!

We’ve been slacking overtime here at JKDC, because all three authors don’t live in their mothers basements. We all have real jobs and have better things to do than run a blog where we review other blogs, but I digress. Really, we are just lazy. However, some most excellent news has broken of late. As … Continue reading »