Dear Ragey, I recently found a very large jar of natural peanut butter in my wife’s workout room closet. I asked why she was keeping a jar of peanut butter in her closet, and she told me that she knew if she kept it in the kitchen I would eat it all. I also found … Continue reading »
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Dear Ragey 2-24-12
Dear Ragey, This might be a better question for Johnny Kage, but he doesn’t have an advice column, so fuck him. How often should I shave my pubes? I have cerebral palsy if that matters. Signed, Spastic Bush ——————————————————————————————————— Dear Spastic Bush, You are correct, fuck him. Pubes are a tricky little hair. It … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 2-10-12
Dear Ragey, Do you have any tips for dealing with bacne? I’m also experiencing issues in the bedroom due to impotence, this makes me RAGE hard (no pun intended.) Do you have any advice for this? Thanks, Future Champ —————————————————————————————————— Dear Future Champ, One question at a time there Chief! I know this is a … Continue reading »
Return of The Rage
Yes I exist! Yes I Live!!! Yes I still don’t care if you have missed me! I am not sure what the other two jokers on this sight have had to say. It’s not like I listen to them in real life, why would I read anything they write? I have one computer up and … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 9-23-09
Dear Ragey- I am going to be released from prison soon and i want to know if once im out and meeting chicks again if I should tell them that i was in the slammer? Do you think it will help or hurt my chances with these innocent lasses? please help! felonously signed, -Nasty Nate … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 8-03-09
Dear Ragey, I have a obsession with taking pics of my wiener and sending it to everyone….HELP Penisley Signed, Craigory Rutherford Von Bammbamm Beatty III. —————————————————————————————————————————————————- Well Craig (if I can call you that), your problem is just an expounding problem today in society. I like to call it “Meathead outgaying and one upping.” … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 6-14-09
Dear Ragey, My favorite advice columnist in the world, has not put up his advice column for three weeks. What shall I do? What can I do to bring him back? How can I go on without him? Signed WATR (Where’s All The Rage?) ———————————————————————————————— Dear WATR, Certain questions in life deserve … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 5-17-09
Dear Ragey, I guess Ill get right to it and not beat around the bush… I have been a faithful reader of JKDC for some time now. Some might call it an obsession. Well my boyfriend has recently noticed that I am only really ready to bang right after I visit JohnnyKage.com. its like and … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 5-10-09
Dear Ragey, I saw this really hot chick yesterday….she was blonde, tan great tits totally my flavor of girl! After a 30 min perv session I chickened out and didn’t go spit game to her, and I’m lucky I didn’t cause she was all of 16 yrs old. Am I a pedophile? Or should … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 5-03-09
Dear Ragey, I’m sexually confused. I’m not attracted to men or women. Neither arouse me…and no I don’t like animals either. But I get a raging hard on whenever I play World of Warcraft and that’s when I rub em out. Is there something wrong with me? Should I seek professional help? ————————————————————————————————————————————— Dear Sexually … Continue reading »
