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Johnny Kage LOSES… on local access tv

Before Johnny Kage was an Internationally Acclaimed Hired Goon he was an unsuccessful mugger… Caught on tape, is the attempted mugging of a Karate Blackbelt. The plan was destined to fail because there was a gymnasium full of witnesses. Maybe that’s why most muggers choose back allies and maybe that’s why Johnny Kage switched careers and … Continue reading »

Johnny Kage: Rebirth

Last Weeks Episode is {HERE} Or Start way back at the beginning {HERE}. You can always follow the links at the bottom of each page to get yourself all the way back here.

After a couple day drive back to Toronto in a rented Uhaul full of junk, a head full of Acid and a stomach full of my newfound drug of choice:  caffeine, I was ready to get back to work and train even harder than before.  I had recently discovered Starbucks Frappuccino drinks and was addicted to them. I would drink two at a time and have energy to drive for hours…..All sorts of crazy screenplays would run through my brain. I almost hit a moose but my superior reflexes saved my life, the life of the giant moose, and the life of a hitchhiker I had picked up, codenamed Bishop.

I had five weeks left to train …
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Johnny Kage: RESURRECTION

Johnny Kage is Back from the Dead. If you are wondering where I went; I was in Tibet, snatching pebbles from the hands of Thai Lady Boys, running up mountains, knocking down trees with my shins, picking up burning cauldrons with my bare forearms… Or maybe I was just in Toronto getting my sick Tattoos finally completed.

The point is I am back, and back with a vengeance. Like the phoenix that rises from it’s ashes, like RDKRS every time we kill him, like a cockroach that you think you crushed with a shoe… I am back to wreck shit and blog about nonsense for your entertainment. While we are talking about Resurrections, let’s go to this week’s installment of Tuesday’s with Johnny (Fuck Morrie).

RESURRECTION

In my world, my titles make sense. I died in Death of Johnny Kage, and then once you are dead of course you are …
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R.I.P. Johnny Kage… KICKBOXING H.L. REEL

Celebrities are dropping like flies this week, just read RDKRS’ SPECIAL REPORT… Right below this post. Before Johnny Kage died, he was the World’s Greatest Action Hero, before that he was a Canadian MMA Champ, and before that he was a Superstar KickBoxer. Celebrate his life by watching this short clip: This was an old video that he … Continue reading »

The Death of Johnny Kage 10: THE END

Click HERE for Parts 1 through 9.

What an incredible weekend…. The whole weekend had a Fight Club feel to it. I wasn’t saying that because we were a bunch of overly testosteroned disenfranchised males lacking of father figures and warring against consumerism… No that wasn’t my point. It was more of a “we did too much drugs and we were really reaching here” kind of thing. It all started when I showed up at the event and it was huge and very open, playing house and trance music. It felt like a rave, lazer shows going on everywhere. Only thing missing were the candy kids and E-tards. Well I knew two occasional E-tards were there… But they were about to fight.

The first fight up, someone’s entrance music was “the eight rules of fight club.” this imprinted on my brain and later when I was to go overboard on …
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Johnny Kage Wins… MMA HIGHLIGHT REEL

Before Johnny Kage was The Worlds Greatest Action Hero™, he was an MMA Superstar. Since Johnny Kage is getting some new editing skills, Johnny Kage will post this old school demo of Johnny Kage for the last time. This was done with 2 crappy VCRs and a beat up old stereo : Johnny Kage likes … Continue reading »