What I Learned from UFC Japan

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit in the wind. You don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger. And you don’t mess around with Tim… …Boetsch in the 3rd Round. It doesn’t matter if you just whipped his ass for 2 rounds, because come round 3, Boetsch is going to smash … Continue reading »

WHO did You Say is Bringing SEXY Back???

Has it come to this??? YES, that is a (cell phone) picture of a real postcard that was sent to Casa de RDKRS a few weeks back! Following the time honored tradition that has long been established by other industries like the alcohol, tobacco, firearm and the food & beverage industries, the Christian Church is … Continue reading »

Dear Ragey 2-24-12

Dear Ragey, This might be a better question for Johnny Kage, but he doesn’t have an advice column, so fuck him. How often should I shave my pubes? I have cerebral palsy if that matters. Signed, Spastic Bush ———————————————————————————————————   Dear Spastic Bush, You are correct, fuck him. Pubes are a tricky little hair. It … Continue reading »

Weekly Credit-Tards 2-24-12

Unless you are living off the grid, because you’re severely afraid of being indefinitely detained and placed in a FEMA camp, every week you probably receive multiple credit car applications in the mail. All of these come with a prepaid envelope to return your application in. Every week I will mailing out an original piece of artwork for these … Continue reading »

Skechers

The other night I was picking up some fried chicken from a local chain located a few blocks from my apartment. I ordered a 3 piece dark dinner. For my sides I asked for mashed potatoes and potato salad. The lovely lady behind the counter informed me that they were out of mashed potatoes for … Continue reading »

I’ve landed.

Hey kids. I received a formal invitation to join this Dutch Armada of a website with the sole purpose of starting a revolution and taking a hot shit in every single one of your pink little buttholes. My name is JettCity, and here is a list of 30 facts you need to know about me: … Continue reading »

Dear Ragey 2-10-12

Dear Ragey, Do you have any tips for dealing with bacne? I’m also experiencing issues in the bedroom due to impotence, this makes me RAGE hard (no pun intended.) Do you have any advice for this? Thanks, Future Champ —————————————————————————————————— Dear Future Champ, One question at a time there Chief! I know this is a … Continue reading »

They Say

They say you can’t watch water boil. I was skeptical of what THEY were telling me, so I decided to find out for myself. To accomplish my investigation, I filled a pot with water, turned the stove burner on high and began staring. At first I saw a little ripple in the water. Then I … Continue reading »