The other night I was picking up some fried chicken from a local chain located a few blocks from my apartment. I ordered a 3 piece dark dinner. For my sides I asked for mashed potatoes and potato salad. The lovely lady behind the counter informed me that they were out of mashed potatoes for … Continue reading »
I’ve landed.
Hey kids. I received a formal invitation to join this Dutch Armada of a website with the sole purpose of starting a revolution and taking a hot shit in every single one of your pink little buttholes. My name is JettCity, and here is a list of 30 facts you need to know about me: … Continue reading »
Dear Ragey 2-10-12
Dear Ragey, Do you have any tips for dealing with bacne? I’m also experiencing issues in the bedroom due to impotence, this makes me RAGE hard (no pun intended.) Do you have any advice for this? Thanks, Future Champ —————————————————————————————————— Dear Future Champ, One question at a time there Chief! I know this is a … Continue reading »
They Say
They say you can’t watch water boil. I was skeptical of what THEY were telling me, so I decided to find out for myself. To accomplish my investigation, I filled a pot with water, turned the stove burner on high and began staring. At first I saw a little ripple in the water. Then I … Continue reading »
How to Use WordPress
I just helped JKDC’s namesake and fearless leader of the NZT Pankration fight team at the TAPOUT Training Center in Los Angeles, CA–the one, the only, the man, myth and legend….none other THAN…. …Johnny FUCKING Kage… …I helped him out with how to login and post to his wordpress account, so he can contribute to … Continue reading »
(sorta) Live Blogging UFC on FX 1
GREETINGS JKDC stumble-uponer’s, loyal readers, curious bystanders and unwitting victims! WE ARE LIIIIIIVVVEEE!!!!!! For the first time and perhaps not even the last time, we ARE LIVE Blogging the first UFC on FX to ever happen in the world, ever. EVER. Why? Stop asking so many fucking questions!!! but really doh’, the Reeeason is JKDC’s … Continue reading »
Hello?
Mic check 1 mic check 2 is this thing on? The Rage
How to Kick Ass like a UFC FIGHTER and SEX the Hot Girl
It may have been a minute or two, but WE as a collective…as a conglomerate of occasionally talented and often genius, BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKER’S, have decided to jump back into the internets with the fury of 5 yeti’s and TWO part-time Government Employees. THAT’s RIGHT, we are FUCKING back. …and this time we … Continue reading »
The Encyclopedia Fightannica Special Edition – All the Johnny Kage Fights you can Handle
Prospective employers and clients down here in Los Angeles ask me all the time to show them video footage of my old fights, and right or wrong I send them here to JohnnyKageDotCom. This site is so damn hard to navigate that they never find what they are looking for so I have solved this problem … Continue reading »
“If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives and maybe even your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench.
It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery–isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance, of how much you really want to do it. And, you’ll do it, despite rejection and the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. … Continue reading »
